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You think “Chadd Harbold” is a name that sounds like it should be on the fake Teen Roast poster, but not "Chris Skotchdopole"?

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Is Miranda’s Victim a zany comedy?

I feel like someone in the courtroom just yelled, "Up yours, Judge!"

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Deadloch has a wonderful Aussie vibe if your looking for that.

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That "Really Haunted Loud House" poster is horrific. I agree with Vince that the folks at Nickeloedon should be tossed in a cell.

I'm supposing that both these kids were homeschooled and not allowed to view mainstream media, with the exception of early aughts comic book movies. Their facial expressions are due to the fact that Bryan Singer just knocked on their door and invited them to come to his mansion to "play X-Men" which in their sheltered minds has very little in common with what's actually in store for them.

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I can't find the tweet, but someone said we need to call out the straight-to-streaming sequels (Good Burger 2, Hocus Pocus 2, Disenchanted, that Power Rangers thing, etc.) for being reunion specials with above-average budgets. I loved Good Burger when I was 9. It was cute to see Kenan and Kel do a GB sketch on SNL. I cannot imagine sitting through an entire new movie in 2023.

I also think about your hair helmet comment every time I see a poster/clip from a current kid's show/movie.

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As a lifelong Lions fan...fuck...yeah you kind of nailed it. I'm still going to see it though.

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Has Jason Clarke yet found a movie that he didn't just absolutely ruin with his lifeless performances? He's just godawful.

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I thought he was alright in Oppenheimer. Also not a movie but he is pretty great in Winning Time. I would continue to watch a basketball series where he continues screaming angrily as Jerry West throughout the years.

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