'Vanderpump Rules,' a reality show ostensibly about a restaurant, is almost comically NOT about the food. Which naturally made me wonder, "but how IS the food? Any good?"
“The whites were cooked” could be the quick after game summary of every YMCA pickup basketball game I’ve ever played. Great work Lance. You better believe I clicked the shit out of that GQ link.
I loved every word and every photo but I think I will single out one detail: the rose on the table (“hot date” photo) in a vase that looks like a repurposed single-serve carafe, and has been trimmed like asparagus so that the stem isn’t supporting the flower at all. It looks like a sunburn baby with its head protruding from a turtleneck sweater, if turtlenecks could be made from transparent yarn.
“The whites were cooked” could be the quick after game summary of every YMCA pickup basketball game I’ve ever played. Great work Lance. You better believe I clicked the shit out of that GQ link.
Hell I liked it so much I'll share it with my mom.
All units, we've got reports of a strange man taking pictures in the washroom of Pump.
"while that was heating up buttered the muffin tin holes"
Noice
Is that what this show was about? I never bothered to learn anything other than the name sounding vaguely like guidelines at a Dutch orgy.
The muffin tin hack really is amazing.
I loved every word and every photo but I think I will single out one detail: the rose on the table (“hot date” photo) in a vase that looks like a repurposed single-serve carafe, and has been trimmed like asparagus so that the stem isn’t supporting the flower at all. It looks like a sunburn baby with its head protruding from a turtleneck sweater, if turtlenecks could be made from transparent yarn.