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“The whites were cooked” could be the quick after game summary of every YMCA pickup basketball game I’ve ever played. Great work Lance. You better believe I clicked the shit out of that GQ link.

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Hell I liked it so much I'll share it with my mom.

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I'll let her know you all have something to share with her as well.

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Here was her response:

"I've never heard of these people, but they sound like Kardashians.  Reminds me of [her friend] wanting to know if I want a theatre subscription for next season.  Turns out they want $265 for 4 plays.  Sheesh.  I saw the opera Don Giovanni today, live-streamed from the Met to the local movie theatre, for $27.  That's more like it."

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All units, we've got reports of a strange man taking pictures in the washroom of Pump.

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"while that was heating up buttered the muffin tin holes"

Noice

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Is that what this show was about? I never bothered to learn anything other than the name sounding vaguely like guidelines at a Dutch orgy.

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The muffin tin hack really is amazing.

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I loved every word and every photo but I think I will single out one detail: the rose on the table (“hot date” photo) in a vase that looks like a repurposed single-serve carafe, and has been trimmed like asparagus so that the stem isn’t supporting the flower at all. It looks like a sunburn baby with its head protruding from a turtleneck sweater, if turtlenecks could be made from transparent yarn.

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