Dating Naked meets The Dating Game meets full-frontal nudity in Max’s bizarre new unintentional parody of streaming, 90s TV tropes, and general Britishness.
Vince cleared his throat. The sold-out audience stopped their chattering and stared, waiting.
He looked out into the sea of faces, all male. A few were familiar. Matt Lieb and Laremy, of course, but he was pleasantly surprised to see some he hadn't talked to in years: Bret, Brendan, Joey, Joe, Justin, Ufford, Matthew Parker, Seymour Butts, and others.
"Naked Attraction" he began "is a good show. There are boobs and full on nipples in it, like in the first 20 minutes. Plus, there's floppy dick and balls which is good for when you need a break to laugh cause you've been horned up for too long."
The audience nodded pensively. "My only complaint is the lack of DGI. I feel that this would have..."
Later, returning home, his wife greeted him. "How'd it go?"
Vince smirked. "DuH, no one will pay to hear you talk about boobs for 90 minutes, DUh. Wrong!"
Once my husband and I discovered this show, we binged a lot of it very quickly. The novelty of the nudity quickly wore off and we stopped watching for no explicable reason. I don't know if it's a good thing to boast, but I did get very good at guessing who the dater was going to eliminate next.
My favorite part was when they brought them back a few months after their first date. There were some that were bland but every once in awhile, there would be a nugget of gold. Contentious, pissy British people who wanted NOTHING to do with each other, being forced to sit on a tiny couch and talk about how the other one was a douchebag.
I came across this show a couple years ago while I was in Helsinki for a work trip. I just had the TV on mute while I talked on the phone with my wife. I think they tease (cock tease, perhaps) the start of the episode with highlights of what’s coming, and I told my wife “I’m sorry to interrupt, but there’s whole ass cocknballs on the TV right now.”
Watching without sound, I just saw the part where the screen lifts to their knees or wherever. The contestant instantly disqualified the only black man up there, and I knew instantly I had to find a way to watch this show without any record of me watching this trash ass show.
Vince cleared his throat. The sold-out audience stopped their chattering and stared, waiting.
He looked out into the sea of faces, all male. A few were familiar. Matt Lieb and Laremy, of course, but he was pleasantly surprised to see some he hadn't talked to in years: Bret, Brendan, Joey, Joe, Justin, Ufford, Matthew Parker, Seymour Butts, and others.
"Naked Attraction" he began "is a good show. There are boobs and full on nipples in it, like in the first 20 minutes. Plus, there's floppy dick and balls which is good for when you need a break to laugh cause you've been horned up for too long."
The audience nodded pensively. "My only complaint is the lack of DGI. I feel that this would have..."
Later, returning home, his wife greeted him. "How'd it go?"
Vince smirked. "DuH, no one will pay to hear you talk about boobs for 90 minutes, DUh. Wrong!"
“Durrr, I can’t wait to see her tits. Duhhh, I love looking at naked tits.”
Tell your wife, respectfully, to stay out of my head.
Once my husband and I discovered this show, we binged a lot of it very quickly. The novelty of the nudity quickly wore off and we stopped watching for no explicable reason. I don't know if it's a good thing to boast, but I did get very good at guessing who the dater was going to eliminate next.
My favorite part was when they brought them back a few months after their first date. There were some that were bland but every once in awhile, there would be a nugget of gold. Contentious, pissy British people who wanted NOTHING to do with each other, being forced to sit on a tiny couch and talk about how the other one was a douchebag.
I came across this show a couple years ago while I was in Helsinki for a work trip. I just had the TV on mute while I talked on the phone with my wife. I think they tease (cock tease, perhaps) the start of the episode with highlights of what’s coming, and I told my wife “I’m sorry to interrupt, but there’s whole ass cocknballs on the TV right now.”
Watching without sound, I just saw the part where the screen lifts to their knees or wherever. The contestant instantly disqualified the only black man up there, and I knew instantly I had to find a way to watch this show without any record of me watching this trash ass show.