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6 hrs agoLiked by Vince Mancini

Looks like we used the slogan "Dicks out!" for the wrong murdered animal.

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6 hrs agoLiked by Vince Mancini

I’ve not laughed this hard, ever, reading an article

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RIP Harambe

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I thought the standard incel response when finding an Only Fans account was "OF detected, opinion rejected"? Could it be that their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Excuse me while I pass out clutching my pearls screaming something about the children.

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I saw a Ben Garrison cartoon about a squirrel and I was befuddled and then happy I had no clue what it was referring to. It dawned on me: this must be what all my friends who aren’t as extremely online as I am feel when I tell them about, say, Jacob Wohl.

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Omfg - I just went to the GoFundMe and read the comments — I’m dying. Nobody there knows jack about the OnlyFans stuff.

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If they knew about the jacking I doubt they would have donated

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I've been avoiding social media, so this whole squirrel thing is new to me. What a rich text.

I find it fascinating that there is a whole genre of Facebook AI slop that looks like it was trained on nothing but Ben Garrison cartoons: https://www.reddit.com/r/FacebookAIslop/comments/1g66hjr/ai_slop_cuckvoyeur_soldier_compilation/

His "fans" are no doubt too stupid to tell the difference, which won't be good for Ben's career in the long run.

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