I saw a Ben Garrison cartoon about a squirrel and I was befuddled and then happy I had no clue what it was referring to. It dawned on me: this must be what all my friends who aren’t as extremely online as I am feel when I tell them about, say, Jacob Wohl.
I thought the standard incel response when finding an Only Fans account was "OF detected, opinion rejected"? Could it be that their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Excuse me while I pass out clutching my pearls screaming something about the children.
Yo yo. It’s Matt up in that ass with the flap flap. Pour out some liquor in this cold world, cause RIP to PNut the squirrel- next Frotcast or something
I mean Only Fans aside (sex work is work after all) - the fact that someone, let alone government employees, just barged into his house and killed his pet is insane. How anyone feels about the guy personally (based, I guess on how any of us want to build him up in our heads?) is sort of irrelevant. If anyone came for my baby boy, I'd be taking someone down with me. He's a cat. Not a human baby boy to clarify.
It's definitely weird. How that story got turned into an illustration of the government being too soft on illegals is maybe even weirder? Everything about it is pretty weird. It's hard to work out because this guy seems like an incredibly untrustworthy narrator, but it seems that they did confiscate and kill his "pet squirrel," which is very weird, in absence of any explanation for it.
Can we just get some adults in the room? I just wish the people in charge of it all could be normal and say, enough with the nonsense, there's a country to run (kind of the most important one, too). And now we have another 4 years of sideshow nonsense.
Not surprised, I've heard the mechanical engineering frat at RPI gets into some weird hazing rituals. And don't even get me started on what goes on at Clarkson... never trust anyone who spent time in north country*.
*Sorry for all the hyper-specific regional NY jokes, couldn't help myself.
Oh my god why didn't I watch the video before now https://x.com/TMZ/status/1852464692331155966?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1852464692331155966%7Ctwgr%5Ef27e520d8e99c363ae5cab81822cb46d6b116249%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.embedly.com%2Fwidgets%2Fmedia.html%3Ftype%3Dtext2Fhtmlkey%3Dd04bfffea46d4aeda930ec88cc64b87cschema%3Dtwitterurl%3Dhttps3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FTMZ%2Fstatus%2F1852464692331155966image%3D
Looks like we used the slogan "Dicks out!" for the wrong murdered animal.
I’ve not laughed this hard, ever, reading an article
RIP Harambe
I saw a Ben Garrison cartoon about a squirrel and I was befuddled and then happy I had no clue what it was referring to. It dawned on me: this must be what all my friends who aren’t as extremely online as I am feel when I tell them about, say, Jacob Wohl.
I thought the standard incel response when finding an Only Fans account was "OF detected, opinion rejected"? Could it be that their hypocrisy knows no bounds. Excuse me while I pass out clutching my pearls screaming something about the children.
I'm exhausted after reading this... I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Yo yo. It’s Matt up in that ass with the flap flap. Pour out some liquor in this cold world, cause RIP to PNut the squirrel- next Frotcast or something
I mean Only Fans aside (sex work is work after all) - the fact that someone, let alone government employees, just barged into his house and killed his pet is insane. How anyone feels about the guy personally (based, I guess on how any of us want to build him up in our heads?) is sort of irrelevant. If anyone came for my baby boy, I'd be taking someone down with me. He's a cat. Not a human baby boy to clarify.
It's definitely weird. How that story got turned into an illustration of the government being too soft on illegals is maybe even weirder? Everything about it is pretty weird. It's hard to work out because this guy seems like an incredibly untrustworthy narrator, but it seems that they did confiscate and kill his "pet squirrel," which is very weird, in absence of any explanation for it.
Can we just get some adults in the room? I just wish the people in charge of it all could be normal and say, enough with the nonsense, there's a country to run (kind of the most important one, too). And now we have another 4 years of sideshow nonsense.
As an industrial engineer from NY, I feel this man does not represent me or my cohort.
That said, he was probably an electrical engineer (from NY). Those guys are FREAKS.
Not to shit on your point, but I thought I read that he was mechanical.
Not surprised, I've heard the mechanical engineering frat at RPI gets into some weird hazing rituals. And don't even get me started on what goes on at Clarkson... never trust anyone who spent time in north country*.
*Sorry for all the hyper-specific regional NY jokes, couldn't help myself.
Truly unbelievable
Omfg - I just went to the GoFundMe and read the comments — I’m dying. Nobody there knows jack about the OnlyFans stuff.
If they knew about the jacking I doubt they would have donated
I've been avoiding social media, so this whole squirrel thing is new to me. What a rich text.
I find it fascinating that there is a whole genre of Facebook AI slop that looks like it was trained on nothing but Ben Garrison cartoons: https://www.reddit.com/r/FacebookAIslop/comments/1g66hjr/ai_slop_cuckvoyeur_soldier_compilation/
His "fans" are no doubt too stupid to tell the difference, which won't be good for Ben's career in the long run.