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Tucker's avatar

He used to have normal-ish hair, but ever since he got market-corrected by Jon Bernthal his mop has gotten out of control.

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Schnitzel bob's avatar

I'm just gonna leave this here:.

https://www.tumblr.com/schnitzel-bob/184122592379/episode-156?source=share

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Vince Mancini's avatar

This is going to become like The Simpsons, where there's always one that's directly relevant to whatever I'm writing.

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Django20's avatar

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

It breaks my heart we'll likely never get to see a James Gunn original ever again.

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Rob2Kx's avatar

Are we not going to comment on the absolutely insane amount of everything that is in this trailer? There has to be a huge montage scene in the movie, and this trailer is basically it, right?

There's no way this movie can have any sort of cohesive narrative and include (to the best of my memory): a war, a dinosaur, The Justice League, robots, other types of robots, I believe a 3rd type of robot (?), a Japanese porn tentacle emitting plasma (!), Lex Luthor, what appears to be a space prison, the fortress of solitude, aliens, a Juggernaut/Ironman/Cyclops hybrid, what appears to be Black Noir, a romance sub plot *breath* AND the balls to have a character question why *Superman* (Superman!) has somehow become the conversational focal point of the world.

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Keesey's avatar

And a little dog, too.

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Rob2Kx's avatar

And some sort of... blue fish non-aquaman villain?

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SHough610's avatar

Finding out David Corenswet wasn’t British was legitimately shocking. David Corenswet was born to play Mr. Darcy on the BBC

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Torgo's avatar

David Cornsweat because he grew up on a corn farm.

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Will Murray's avatar

It appears they're trying to introduce a bunch of other super heroes in the movie for some team up in the future. "Ooohh, look it's the Green Guy and Robo Dog, I'm gonna cream my jeans!!"

Nerds and fan boys, man. Should have never put them in charge. Need to start stuffing these people in lockers and giving them wedgies again.

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Pardy's avatar

Ive never heard his name said out loud. Is it the Hispanic “gree-yo”? This sudden notion now concerns me more than his broccoli zoomer hair

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Daniel Herman's avatar

Why does the S in the logo look like that. Why do they always think they need to make the S look as little like an S as possible. Just put an S there, it stands for Superman. Don't need to put any more effort into it.

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Dan Franzen's avatar

"...specifically vis-a-vis his ability self-edit at times..." I love irony in the morning best of all. Really starts the day off right!

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Wes Lawson's avatar

The hair that stood out to me here was Nathan Fillion (here to introduce the, UGH, Green Lantern shared universe with that better-sounding upcoming TV show starring Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre). But I have not watched a child actor with too much hair in over a decade and not immediately thought of Vince, so thanks for that.

I don't give a shit about Superman, but I admire their 21st-century continued commitment to casting actors who could also be gay porn stars (Corenswet, Tom Welling, Brandon Routh, Henry Cavill, Tyler Hoechlin).

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SHough610's avatar

Grillo is also going to be on the John Cena-led season 2 of Peacemaker (a show that I’d imagine you enjoyed, Vince).

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