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À propos Vince's noni, it turns out that in the 10 years worth of Frotfic I've written, even she has turned up:

https://www.tumblr.com/schnitzel-bob/155393838859/episode-84?source=share

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It looks like Amazon was just really intent on a gay porn vibe with that poster and kinda reminds me of those cutesy late aughts Apatow/Ferrell posters somehow. The Beekeeper is top tier Da Stafe silliness, hard recommend. Short king Josh the Hutch as a cryptbro villain? Check. The inimitably British Jerm Irons as a former CIA director? Heck yeah. Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay for no real reason? Yes sir

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I'm going start using hard as a prefix for so many things now. You are an inspiration.

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The three Dune posters are surprisingly not very good. What's the bubble to the right on the first one?

Hairy Letters is a confusing porn name.

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That "your mom" joke on the third deserves a goddamn Pullitzer, though.

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Dune 2 your mom what your dad was supposed to.

Sydney Sweeney looks like a real life hottie AI created by Reddit guys.

I’m going to support the Ricky movie. We need more gingers in main roles.

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- What is going on with William H. Macy's forehead in that Ricky Stanicky poster?

- Immaculate looks eh, but I'll see it - the director and star previously made The Voyeurs, a fun attempt at an erotic thriller you can watch on Prime. Sydney's character is named Pippa. The third act is the best kind of nonsense. It has a match cut from an eye getting LASIK to a knife slicing a soft-boiled egg.

- Please, everyone, immediately watch the trailer for Tuesday, which had me in hysterics because the voiceover sounds like the voice Anna Faris uses to remember names in The House Bunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvqyBWCN39o

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You think Zendaya gets Timothee Chalamet and Tom Holland confused as much as I do? Awkward.

I watched Mr. Organ on your reco and was not disappointed. How embarrassing is it that you couldn't get that guy to harass you? Seems like a layup.

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That poster for "THEY CALLED HIM MOSTLY HARMLESS" is great. So good, I found the trailer. One or two seconds of that awful "reality tv music" that Max underlays all of their documentaries was all I could take. I hate that music. If not generated by AI, it's certainly decided on by a committee of suits who have the musical ear of a racoon. Haven't they watched "The Inventor" or "The Crime of the Century" on their own platform? Why is there this insistence on that awful music? It makes these docs unwatchable.

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In case all of Vince’s codes get used up:

bsky-social-fmvfb-rbiev

bsky-social-d6oe2-ulyu2

bsky-social-q6xap-3xkck

bsky-social-bb5pr-n6i55

bsky-social-b3hhq-xcxz3

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Peter Farrelly may have created more things that I hate but other people love than anyone else on this planet.

(Ps Charlie not mac)

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Me too. And I'm a Visual Communication designer. We were Graphic Designers once upon a time, but now we're Vis Com and that poster says, "ZOMM".

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