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"The Pigeon Tunnel" sounds like some sort of obscure game played by upper crust Brits at an exclusive boarding school like Eton, something homoerotic involving hand puppets and a hidden altar underneath the rectory.

Or maybe it's a British take on the forbidden French culinary delight of ortolan consumption. Only replace the ortolans with Oxbridge-bred pigeons and the armagnac and head towel with navy-strength rum and a bowler hat.

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I'm realy hoping Saturn Bowling is a sequel to Jupiter Ascending. I've been wondering what that jet-booted teen wolf and his queen bee girlfriend have been up to.

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Oh you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.

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Sassy legal counsel bot is now relegated to sanitizing bowling shoes.

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Toby Jones doesn't get nearly enough credit for being the British Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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Not only does Rustin have Colman Domingo, but there's a scene in the trailer with him and JEFFREY WRIGHT together. Voice-off!

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