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OhMyBalls's avatar

I love the the Timothee Chalamet lightning round name and am looking forward to participating in the Timothee Chalamet lightning round.

I'm roughly 200 years old so can someone explain what "Holding space" means to me? I gather it's from a Wicked presser and Ariana Grande said....you know what? Never mind. I don't give a fuck.

Happy viewing, movie dorks!

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Schnitzel bob's avatar

It's when you look under your scrotum while shaving your undercarriage.

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OhMyBalls's avatar

Huh, I'm a big enough man to admit when I am wrong. You have shown me I do care and for that I thank you.

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Pardy's avatar

If The Substance loses its categories i have to finish my neighbor’s shrimp platter

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Schnitzel bob's avatar

Vince squinted through watering eyes and clutched his groin as he fell beside his front door. He hadn't even had time to say "hello?"

The tall, orange-haired man yelled down at him "I don't like your hair either, you dollar-store Luke Walton!" He then stalked off.

A shorter, rounder man threw a pack of flushable wipes at Vince's head then followed. "Clean yourself up, turd."

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Bene Jesserit's avatar

Vape if vaping cardinal is referenced.

I’m honestly pretty excited for Conan to host? Like I’m sure it’ll still be boring overall, but he’ll have some good bits.

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Sue's avatar

In honor of "Conclave," drink an entire bottle of red wine if news of Pope Francis' death breaks during the telecast. (I hope this doesn't happen, but he seems to be in pretty bad shape!)

Take a shot of Irish whiskey, in honor of Conan's heritage, if Trump tweets (or "truth socials") something about how "very nasty" the Oscars are during the ceremony.

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