I was on a train in Italy about 15 years ago, and there was an Italian guy standing near the doors with a rolled up newspaper talking on the phone. I have no idea what he was talking about, but he was gesticulating so wildly and flinging his hands around so much that by the end of the call his newspaper was shredded. After he hung up, he looked at the newspaper and was absolutely dumbfounded. He had no idea how it got so annihilated.
Stugots! My culture can be your costume. Go nuts. I grew up with the Mario Bros. being an accepted thing (with a new movie making huge money and a Universal Studios land, no less) so Italian-face is just peak comedy to me.
I agree. In fact I consider myself something of a sexual Waluigi.
I've always considered myself more of a Yoshi . . . strong tongue game, but not much else to offer.
I myself long for the days when our outspoken Italian-American comics were Jewish guys who invented a new way to smoke cigarettes.
*chef's smoking kiss*
Missed you.
I was on a train in Italy about 15 years ago, and there was an Italian guy standing near the doors with a rolled up newspaper talking on the phone. I have no idea what he was talking about, but he was gesticulating so wildly and flinging his hands around so much that by the end of the call his newspaper was shredded. After he hung up, he looked at the newspaper and was absolutely dumbfounded. He had no idea how it got so annihilated.
Side note: Very funny to me that the AI just wrote “and the results are hilarious” rather than writing an actual scene.
If AI learns how to write esoteric fanfiction, my goose is cooked
It always comes back to geese with the Canadians
Always.
You scoff, but “let me buy you a drink and we’ll talk more about pizza” is as good a pickup line as there ever has been/better than anything ive said
Stugots! My culture can be your costume. Go nuts. I grew up with the Mario Bros. being an accepted thing (with a new movie making huge money and a Universal Studios land, no less) so Italian-face is just peak comedy to me.
Sebastian Maniscalco IS a fun name to say.
But the Italian-Face gotta go.
I need this so bad.
Not for nothing but Sébastien is actually funny.
Boom, descent. Roasted.