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Vince Mancini's avatar

I agree. In fact I consider myself something of a sexual Waluigi.

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The Jersey Devil's avatar

I've always considered myself more of a Yoshi . . . strong tongue game, but not much else to offer.

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Chareth Cutestory's avatar

I myself long for the days when our outspoken Italian-American comics were Jewish guys who invented a new way to smoke cigarettes.

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OhMyBalls's avatar

*chef's smoking kiss*

Missed you.

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Rob2Kx's avatar

I was on a train in Italy about 15 years ago, and there was an Italian guy standing near the doors with a rolled up newspaper talking on the phone. I have no idea what he was talking about, but he was gesticulating so wildly and flinging his hands around so much that by the end of the call his newspaper was shredded. After he hung up, he looked at the newspaper and was absolutely dumbfounded. He had no idea how it got so annihilated.

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Carlo Simone's avatar

Side note: Very funny to me that the AI just wrote “and the results are hilarious” rather than writing an actual scene.

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Schnitzel bob's avatar

If AI learns how to write esoteric fanfiction, my goose is cooked

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Vince Mancini's avatar

It always comes back to geese with the Canadians

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OhMyBalls's avatar

Always.

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Pardy's avatar

You scoff, but “let me buy you a drink and we’ll talk more about pizza” is as good a pickup line as there ever has been/better than anything ive said

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Carlo Simone's avatar

Stugots! My culture can be your costume. Go nuts. I grew up with the Mario Bros. being an accepted thing (with a new movie making huge money and a Universal Studios land, no less) so Italian-face is just peak comedy to me.

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Earl Verdant's avatar

Sebastian Maniscalco IS a fun name to say.

But the Italian-Face gotta go.

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FunkyWarmMedina's avatar

I need this so bad.

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OhMyBalls's avatar

Not for nothing but Sébastien is actually funny.

Boom, descent. Roasted.

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