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I'll reiterate my long-standing declaration that the definitive Anna Nicole Smith documentary should be titled "Bright Lights, Big Titties"

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"Remember jerkin it when you were 13??"

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Skyscraper?

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Brilliant

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Well done.

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I adore this column. Movie posters are one of my favourite things. The good and the terrible.

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YOUR MOM'S GOT A D-BOX!

...phew, had to get that out our it would have killed me.

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"I have a soft spot for fat kitties." Opposite for me!

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You have a fat spot for soft kitties?

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Keesey, you get it!!

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I do appreciate Pixar putting out a movie with non-A list voice actors.

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The Creator looks absolutely gorgeous and the precise intersection of Star Wars inspired aesthetics and No Man's Sky. I could live in this poster.

"I have a soft spot for fat kitties" - are we doing your mom jokes here?

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I do love the poster... however it couldn't be further in tone than the trailer/aesthetic of the film. It's like making a movie poster in the style of Toy Story for a Saw movie.

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"Apparently The Creator is a Star Wars movie from Gareth Edwards". Are we sure it's a Star Wars movie? Please be carful Mr. Mancini you don't want to create a ripple in the online mullitnerdverse.

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Vince, you have a kid and you've never heard of FNaF??? Kinda envious TBH.

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If Simon Pegg's head looks inflated about 115%, what're we at on Ving Rhames' noggin? 135%, 140% maybe?

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Does Chappie have a cameo in Creator?

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