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May 19, 2023Liked by Vince Mancini

Vince stared out the window at a club-footed pigeon on the sill. He watched as it aimlessly bobbed up and down, preened and cooed at nothing. It flew away for a moment and returned with a small piece of hot-dog bun.

He rubbed his forehead and brushed away a strand of curly hair. "I need to book a haircut."

He then lunged at his own crotch, attempting Marilyn Manson-esque contortions he knew would be fruitless.

He sighed. Oh well. Maybe some day.

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May 19, 2023Liked by Vince Mancini

Sarah’s wine pours (for herself) are amazing. All the way to the top.

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May 19, 2023Liked by Vince Mancini

This was without a doubt the HOTTEST Top Chef ever. EVER. Gail with her barrette. Tom and Ali together. Andrew Wong was just hanging out. Buddha!!

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May 20, 2023Liked by Vince Mancini

Thanks for the Keitha reference - happy to be one of the six people. While they had the most creative dishes, I am OK that Amar and Sarah got eliminated after Colichio basically saved their seafood wellington by pushing them to use a crepe.

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Melissa King was a fave two-seasoner for me.

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Folks only familiar with Ramsey's US version of Nightmares are encouraged to watch the original UK version. Much more earnest in intent and execution.

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Really dislike Buddha even in his own season. I pray that he doesn’t win this season.

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I traveled to London for a week and a half at the end of April, and the dim sum lunch at A.Wong (Andrew Wong's place) was my absolute favorite of several terrific meals: https://www.awong.co.uk/food-menu/dim-sum-lunch

He's awesome, and it was a delight seeing him on my TV!

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I know the Top Chef producers often hide certain cooking implements (like rice cookers) during challenges. I wonder if they did that here with meat thermometers?

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I thought Kristin Kish seemed like the lock from the start, on her and Brooke Williamson's original season. It was a tight race, sure, but I legit won a bottle of Talisker betting on Kish, lol.

Other than that, wasn't there a season where the judges basically admitted they knew who was going to win almost immediately, and then he did, and then it turned out he was a domestic abuser or something? Paul whatever, I don't remember that season well, but I think they also edited it pretty hard, so it wasn't so obvious he was running away with it.

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My two favorite cheftestants being sent home with a bit of sketchy judging days after the Sixers embarrassing themselves hit me a little too hard. Now if Charbel walks through that door next week it will be the least personality possible in this final four.

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I agree on your undercooked/underseasoned reasoning. I’d send a dish back to be cooked longer or replaced, so that’s fixable, but I’m not going to send a dish to be seasoned more- I’d just never eat it again, figuring it’s not for me.

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