Archive - The #Content Report, By Vince Mancini

December 2024

'Nosferatu' is the Very Specific Dracula Dads Crave

Tim Burton is the goth director for theater kids, Robert Eggers is the goth director for history majors.

Dec 23, 2024 •

James Bond Gives Hand Jobs in Mexico

'Queer' stars Daniel Craig in another disgustingly gorgeous Guadagnino movie, which combines the gay scene in 50s Mexico City with Nirvana songs, and…

Dec 18, 2024 •

Entire Plot of 'Kraven the Hunter' Recreated With Quotes From Scathing Reviews

Sony's Marvel Universe of Tertiary Spider-Man characters but no Spider-Man ends here, but Plot Recreated with Reviews is forever.

Dec 15, 2024 •

We Don't Have to Ponder the Killer's Motives

We're still trying to "figure out" the United Healthcare CEO assassin, even though it all seems pretty clear.

Dec 13, 2024 •

'Y2K' Made Me Want to 'Break Stuff,' But Not in a Good Way

Kyle Mooney directed a teen comedy set on New Year's Eve 1999. Yes, there's a Fred Durst cameo.

Dec 8, 2024 •

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show Season 1: Episode 10, The Reunion

Remember when Top Chef used to have reunion episodes?

Dec 7, 2024 •

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Joey Devine from Roundball Rock

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'Snow White' and the Magical CGI Non-Dwarves

Why wouldn't you just use real little people? And other questions about the new 'Snow White' live-action adaptation. (Plus, a toddler dad movie revue…

Dec 5, 2024 •

November 2024

'Gladiator II' Post-Mortem: The Trouble With 'Noble Blood'

Let's get spoilery.

Nov 30, 2024 •

'A Real Pain' Understands What So Many Travel Narratives Get Wrong

Give Kieran Culkin his flowers, and save a few for Jesse Eisenberg. 'A Real Pain' is a real delight.

Nov 26, 2024 •

'Gladiator II' Is A Himbo Movie: Kinda Stupid, But So Beautiful It Doesn't Matter

Ridley Scott's sequel is a lot like watching actual gladiatorial combat: morally suspect but undeniably thrilling.

Nov 22, 2024 •

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