Sitemap - 2024 - The #Content Report, By Vince Mancini

'Nosferatu' is the Very Specific Dracula Dads Crave

James Bond Gives Hand Jobs in Mexico

Entire Plot of 'Kraven the Hunter' Recreated With Quotes From Scathing Reviews

We Don't Have to Ponder the Killer's Motives

'Y2K' Made Me Want to 'Break Stuff,' But Not in a Good Way

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show Season 1: Episode 10, The Reunion

'Snow White' and the Magical CGI Non-Dwarves

'Gladiator II' Post-Mortem: The Trouble With 'Noble Blood'

'A Real Pain' Understands What So Many Travel Narratives Get Wrong

'Gladiator II' Is A Himbo Movie: Kinda Stupid, But So Beautiful It Doesn't Matter

Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul Sold Us Wolf Tickets

Everyone Knows Jesus Christ Didn't Train MMA Fighters. What 'The Carpenter' Presupposes is...

'Anora' is the Movie of the Year

Tito Ortiz Fights A Charles Bronson Impersonator And This Week In Movie Posters

Before the Squirrel Story I Was Kind of Holding it Together

High Concepts, Hubris, and M. Night Shyamalan: It's Time to Talk About 'Trap'

This Week In Movie Posters, 10-30-24

Blind Tasting Every Oktoberfest Beer I Could Find, 2024 Edition

'Venom' is Over, and Tom Hardy Needs a New Imaginary Friend

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show, S1E9 with Joey Avery

What Our Toddlers Mean When They Scream Incomprehensibly

'Woman of the Hour' Tries to Avoid Serial Killer Tropes, Mostly Successfully

'Saturday Night' Makes Me Envy The Boomers Again

'The Apprentice' Is An Instant Classic Of NYC Grime

I Think I Understand Why People Were Mad About 'It Ends With Us'

The Cruelest Top Chef Challenge Ever?

The Shows Are Too Damned Long

A Clown Is Born

Stop Calling The Joker A "Failed Comedian"

In Defense of the "Mid" Streamer

'Megalopolis' tanked, but at least we have 'Nosferatu.'

'Megalopolis' Desperately Needed More Wow Platinum

We Don't Know What We Want Except To Kill

My Neighbors Are Yard-Sign Fighting

This Week In Movie Posters And Sex Scandals

Is Stephen Dorff Our Greatest Celebrity Pitch Man?

Here's A Nice Piece Of Shit

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1E7, RESTAURANT WARS, with Anna Hossnieh

'Rebel Ridge' Rips.

'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' is an Overcaffeinated Theater Kid Dance Party

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1E6, 'Guess Who...' w David J. Roth

Has Adam Sandler taken Jerry Seinfeld's place in culture?

Ronald Reagan DESTROYS Communism In 'Reagan'

This Week In Movie Posters: August 30th

Mark Wahlberg's 'The Union' suggests action films have reached peak earpiece.

The plot of 'The Crow' remake recreated using only quotes from scathing reviews.

The 'Megalopolis' trailer attributed fake quotes to real critics, possibly because they asked AI and it lied.

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1 Rewatch Episode 5, with Rachel Fisher

Artless Mucus Porn

Meet the new Vaughn, same as the old Vaughn

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1E4, 'Food on the Fly,' with Sean Keane

The movies are back?

When you find a stranger in the Alps

Live from my butt, it's Saturday Night!

If the AI boom is dead, this commercial should be its epitaph.

The Trades Are Beefing

'Kneecap' is the Irish Language '8 Mile' I Never Knew I Needed

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show, S1E3: 'Nasty Delights'

Trad-Wifing Ain't Cheap

'Deadpool & Wolverine' is a Victory Lap for Disney Adults

In the Future, Everyone Will Play Bob Dylan in Hagiographic Biopic

The Toddler Dad Movie Revue: 'IF'

Interview: Top Chef Season 21 Competitor Rasika Venkatesa

'Twister$' is the Platonic Ideal of a Summer Blockbuster

I Visited Your Hometown

A Culture Clash Comedy in Search of a Culture

A Modest Proposal

Zen and the Art of Vegetable Chopping

'Kinds of Kindness': Yorgos is Funny Even When He's Kind of Tedious

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show: Amar Santana on S1E1

The Rock's $250 Million Piss Bottle Movie

Everyone is Mad at Top Chef's Editors

'The Bikeriders' is Another Gorgeous Jeff Nichols Joint That Feels Somehow Incomplete

Andrew McCarthy is Still Mad About Being Called a 'Brat' in 1985

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 14: The Whole Aguachile

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show: The Top Chef Wisconsin Finale Report

This Week In Movie Posters, June 18th 2024

'Hit Man' is the Movie Version of 'Inventing a Guy to Get Mad At'

Bootlicking On Spec

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 13 - Blew Curacao

Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show 2: Ep 13, Blew Curacao

Important Scoop: A Job Shuffle at HBO's 'Ren Faire'

'Bad Boys Ride Or Die' is Just Stupid Enough to Be Fun

‘Naked Attraction’ Might Be the Weirdest Show on Streaming

What Explains the All-Out 'Beavis Sketch' Media Blitz?

Introducing: The Frotcast Top Chef Post-Show

Show Us Your Growth: Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 12

All of the 'Mad Max' Movies, Ranked

This Week In Posters, May 30th 2024

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 11: Let's Table That

'Furiosa' Had the Lowest-Grossing Memorial Day Box Office in 29 Years

Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt Are the Best Part of 'The Fall Guy'

What is Dead May Never Die

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 10: We Dine Victorious on Fishy Road

This Week In Posters, May 20 2024

The Drum Fill That Ruined My Life

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 9: What We Think About When We Think About Haroset

'Furiosa' is an Eye-Popping, Oddly-Humanistic Coda to 'Fury Road'

One Reason You're Getting All Those Fake ‘Wrong Number’ Texts? Crypto.

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 8: Restaurant Wars Classic

'Problemista' is a Glorious Little Movie About the Petty Indignities of Consumerism

'Unfrosted' Feels Like a Movie Kenny Bania Would've Made

The Top Chef Plagiarism Scandal Everyone's Talking About

Americans Love Being Nickel and Dimed

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 7: A Sausage Race War

'Sasquatch Sunset' is a Valiant (But Failed) Attempt at a 90-Minute Sight Gag

‘Challengers’ is the Sensual Tennis-Based Love Triangle Movie You Never Knew You Needed

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 6: CHAOS REIGNS

This Week in Movie Posters, April 22nd

Manage Your 'Shogun' Hangover, with Even More Samurai and Feudal Japan Stuff

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 5: One Leche Too Far

'Civil War' is Alex Garland's Love Letter to Loud Noises

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 4

Top Chef Power Rankings Week 3: Butter On The Dance Floor

Top Chef Update: Why Isn't Chef David Murphy On Last Chance Kitchen?

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 2: The Champagne of Bar Snacks

Who Throws A Shoe, Honestly?

This Week In Movie Posters, March 25th 2024

Conor McGregor Ruins A Perfectly Cromulent Jake Gyllenhaal Vehicle

Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 1: Didja Taste The Soup?

'American Fiction' is Finally Streaming (And It's Great)

Pod Yourself: The Wire, with Brendan Sexton III

Naked Cena, Jonathan Glazer, and Assorted Oscars Thoughts.

I've Angered The Cillian Murphy Hive

Your 2024 Oscars Drinking Game

Adam Sandler and a Giant Spider Make Beautiful Music in 'Spaceman'

'Dune Part Two' is Another Incredible Spectacle

Plea: 'Curb' Should Do An SBF Episode Before It Ends

'Madame Web' Is The Corporate Version Of 'The Room'

'Drive-Away Dolls' is the Goofiest, Horniest Coen Brother Movie Yet

'True Detective' Season 4's Scooby Doo-Ass Finale: Open Thread

The Toddler Dad Movie Revue: 'Paddington'

I Wrote About One of My Favorite Bad Movies for GQ

Note to Film & TV Producers: We Are Revoking Your 80s Nostalgia Privileges

Recipe Time: Lahmajun-Style Gyros

The Entire Plot of 'Madame Web' Recreated With Quotes From Scathing Reviews

This Week In Movie Posters, February 12

Profiles in ADD

'The Beekeeper' Isn't The Best Bad Kurt Wimmer Movie But It's Pretty Good

I Interviewed Dolph Lundgren. Plus! Podcasts!

RIP To Another Outlet That Didn't Hire Me

This Week In Movie Posters And Box Office, January 29

They Remade 'Road House' with Jake Gyllenhaal

Crispy Cheese Avocado Toast

My Love-Hate Relationship With 'Fargo,' A Show That Never Lets You Forget That It's Doing An Art

Oscars Snubs, Flubs, and Chubs

Am I the Coal Miner Who Should Learn to Code?

This Week In Movie Posters, January 16, 2024

Is it Worse to be Born Terrible, or to Aspire to it?

Vili Fualaau Does Not Like 'May December,' As Predicted by 'May December'

This Week in Movie Posters: Sexy Tennis, Culture War Nuns, and Garfield